I am what the British would refer to as a “Commoner.”
In fact, the closest I gotten to being mistaken for a potentially important somebody was when one of the Editors of Tatler Magazine emailed me to ask me if I’d like to submit my opinion on the renovation and possible relocation of London’s most prestigious Private Members Club, Annabel’s after he’d come across my review on TripAdvisor. I had to kindly decline the opportunity, I was not a member and only the guest of one. A commoner with a quote in Tatler? How controversial.